Yesterday while helping one of my kids clean his room, I came across a top-secret journal, but because I have no scruples or respect for my kids' privacy, I'm sharing something I found in it with you. It's too funny not to share.
On one side of a page was a heart with [my kid] + [cute girl in his class]--see? Maybe I'm not completely heartless if I don't divulge names--written on it. On the other was a detailed, 4-step plan of action:
Plan A: Get close to [cute girl] and kiss her. FAIL
Plan B: Tell her to close her eyes and kiss her. FAIL
Plan C: Tell her to come really close to you, then kiss her. FAIL
Plan D: Pretend to tell her a secret, then kiss her. IN PROGRESS
I am totally going to steal his plan of action. I will let you know how it goes.
ReplyDeleteDave, I wish you better luck than he's had!
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